What do Jessica Simpson and Tom Cruise have in common?
They both wear their high heels with their skinny jeans. And both Jessica Simpson and Tom Cruise need to stop doing that sh-t. They look like they’re trying way too hard. Tom needs to stop pairing his lifts/heels with skinny jeans because the tapered leg draws attention to the fact that he’s wearing three-to-four inch heels. Jessica needs to stop because this style is crazy unflattering, especially since she’s being photographed at the airport, where everyone can see what she looks like in skinny jeans and NO heels – bad. Anyway, these are photos of Jessica and her boyfriend at LAX yesterday. Yes, they’re still together, despite rumors to the contrary. As LaineyGossip says, “He’s not going anywhere. Why work, or study, or try when Jessica Simpson is offering to provide?”
Beyond the unfortunate pairing of skinny jeans and Louboutins (right? I can see the red sole), what else do Tom and Jessica have in common? They both let their partners shop on their dime. They both like beefy football players? That’s all I’ve got.
I honestly don’t know how Jessica even gets into these jeans. And I don’t know why she would want to. Only girls like Sienna Miller can pull off this look, and even then, just barely.
Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin.
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